Blonde in a swimming race
A blonde, brunette and a redhead had a breaststroke swimming race across the English Channel.
The brunette came in first, the redhead came in second and the blonde never finished.
When the blonde got in the lifeboat she said,
”I don’t want to be a tattletale or anything, but the other two used their arms.”
Swimming Blonde
A blonde, brunette and a redhead were all in a swimming race.
They were supposed to swim the English Channel.
A group of spectators anxiously awaited the three women at the finish line.
The brunette came in first, then the redhead a little later.
They waited hours for the blonde to show up.
When she finally did, they asked her what had taken her so long.
The blonde was very upset as she screamed, “This was supposed to be a breast stroke race, and those girls were using their arms!!!”