Bad and very bad news
Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.
Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first.
Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live.
Patient: 24 hours! That’s terrible! What could be worse? What’s the very bad news?
Doctor: I’ve been trying to reach you since yesterday.
Funny news February 13 2009
News: Police arrest Mafia kingpin in Naples, Italy. Fark: He has long, blonde hair, wears dresses, and insists everyone call him “Kitty” Read more
Herd about the mom convicted of using a cattle prod to discipline her 15 yr-old daughter? It’s a moooving story Read more
Indiana police catch suspect through careful examination of a doughnut, entirely validating their years of practice Read more
Man shoots himself through the heart with nailgun to scare his fiancee, gives love a bad name Read more
The word ‘official’ was deliberately spelled ‘offcial.’ The intentional misspelling is supposed to make it easier to catch people who try to counterfeit. Anyway, that’s their story and they’re sticking to it Read more
Arkansas House passes bill that allows church goers to praise the Lord and pass the ammunition Read more