Three Wishes
February 20, 2009 · Filed Under Funny Jokes · Comment
This man is walking on the beach and finds a genie’s lamp. He rubs it, and out pops the genie.
“You have three wishes,” says the genie, “but remember, every wish you make, your wife will get double.”
The man is going through a bitter divorce, but decides to take his three wishes anyway.
“Okay, for my first wish,” the man says, “I want a million-dollar home.”
POOF!–He gets a million-dollar home, and his wife gets a two-million-dollar home.
“For my second wish,” the man says, “I would like a billion dollars.”
POOF–He gets a billion dollars, and his wife gets two billion dollars.
“For my third wish,” the man finished, “could you beat me half to death?”
