Yo Momma Jokes Collection: So Fat
Yo mamma is so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her…
Yo momma is so fat even Bill Gates couldn’t pay for her liposuction!
Yo momma is so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
Yo momma is so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
Yo momma is so fat God couldn’t light Earth till she moved!
Yo momma is so fat her college graduation picture was an airial.
Yo momma is so fat her legs are like spoiled milk – white & chunky!
Yo momma is so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!
Yo momma is so fat her nickname is “DAMN”
Yo momma is so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the bitches good side!
Yo momma is so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
Yo momma is so fat people jog around her for exercise
Yo momma is so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.
Yo momma is so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
Yo momma is so fat she can`t reach her back pocket.
Yo momma is so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo momma is so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo momma is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo momma is so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says “okay!”
Yo momma is so fat she got hit by a parked car!
Yo momma is so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
Yo momma is so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
Yo momma is so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo momma is so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!
Yo momma is so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!
Yo momma is so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors
Yo momma is so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.
Yo momma is so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!
Yo momma is so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.
Yo momma is so fat she influences the tides.
Yo momma is so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Yo momma is so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.
Yo momma is so fat she looks like she’s smuggling a Volkswagen!
Yo momma is so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo momma is so fat she put on some BVD’s and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.
Yo momma is so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!
Yo momma is so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo momma is so fat she stands in two time zones.
Yo momma is so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
Yo momma is so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
Yo momma is so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth
Yo momma is so fat she wakes up in sections!
Yo momma is so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for then new world
Yo momma is so fat she was mistaken for God’s bowling ball!
Yo momma is so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Yo momma is so fat she’s got Amtrak written on her leg.
Yo momma is so fat she’s got her own area code!
Yo momma is so fat she’s got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Yo momma is so fat she’s on both sides of the family!
Yo momma is so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!
Yo momma is so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, the bitch caused an eclipse.
Yo momma is so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
Yo momma is so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips!
Yo momma is so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
Yo momma is so fat the Aids quilt wouldn’t cover her
Yo momma is so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
Yo momma is so fat the highway patrol made her wear “Caution! Wide Turn”
Yo momma is so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts
Yo momma is so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures
Yo momma is so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
Yo momma is so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.
Yo momma is so fat we went to the drive-in and didn’t have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.
Yo momma is so fat we’re in her right now
Yo momma is so fat when her beeper goes off people thought she was backing up
Yo momma is so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
Yo momma is so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!
Yo momma is so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
Yo momma is so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
Yo momma is so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo momma is so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don’t do livestock.
Yo momma is so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
Yo momma is so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, “Who threw that rock?”
Yo momma is so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions!
Yo momma is so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!
Yo momma is so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
Yo momma is so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago.
Yo momma is so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she’s wearing tights!
Yo momma is so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Yo momma is so fat when she sits on my face I can’t hear the stereo.
Yo momma is so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!
Yo momma is so fat when she steps on a scale, it read “one at a time, please”
Yo momma is so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
Yo momma is so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said “Taxi!”
Yo momma is so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back!
Yo momma is so fat when the bitch goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
Yo momma is so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.
Yo momma is so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
Yo momma is so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo momma is so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through
Yo momma is so fat you have to roll her ass in flour and look for the wet spot to fuck her!
Short Blonde Jokes Collection I
Q .. How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?
A .. Knock on the door.
Q .. Why does a blonde only change her baby’s diapers every month?
A .. The instructions stated, “good for up to 20 pounds”.
Q .. What stops then goes then stops then goes?
A .. A blonde at a blinking red light.
Q .. What’s five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A .. A blonde parade.
Q .. What is the blonde’s highest ambition in life?
A .. They want to be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.
Q .. What are the six worst years in a blonde’s life.
A .. Third grade.
Q .. What do UFO’s and smart blondes have in common?
A .. You keep hearing about them, but never see any.
Q .. How to you keep a blonde busy all day?
A .. Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
Q .. What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A .. Run! She’s got a hand grenade in her mouth.
