Funny news February 13 2009

February 13, 2009 · Filed Under Funny News · Comment 

News: Police arrest Mafia kingpin in Naples, Italy. Fark: He has long, blonde hair, wears dresses, and insists everyone call him “Kitty” Read more

Herd about the mom convicted of using a cattle prod to discipline her 15 yr-old daughter? It’s a moooving story Read more

Indiana police catch suspect through careful examination of a doughnut, entirely validating their years of practice Read more

Man shoots himself through the heart with nailgun to scare his fiancee, gives love a bad name Read more

The word ‘official’ was deliberately spelled ‘offcial.’ The intentional misspelling is supposed to make it easier to catch people who try to counterfeit. Anyway, that’s their story and they’re sticking to it Read more

Arkansas House passes bill that allows church goers to praise the Lord and pass the ammunition Read more