Having a drink at the local tavern
An Irishman, an Italian, and a Pollack were having a drink together at the local tavern.
The Irishman says, “…You know, where I’m from, there’s a bar called “O’Mally’s”, where you buy a drink, then you buy another drink, and then O’Mally himself buys you a drink.”
The Italian then says, “Well….where I’m from, there’s a place called “Vinnie’s”, where you buy a drink, then Vinnie buy you a drink, then you buy another drink, and then Vinnie buys you another drink..”
The Pollack then says “Well…where I come from, there’s a bar where they buy you a drink, then they buy you another drink, and then they buy you another drink, and then they take you in back, and then you get laid !”.
The Irishman and the Italian both respond with, “Gee….that sounds like a great place ! Have you ever been there ?”
“No…” said the Pollack, “….but my sister has ….”
Drink for drink
Two guys wandered into a bar. One of the men shouted to the barkeeper,”Hi`ya, Mike. Set ‘em up for me and my pal here.”
Then he turned to his slightly dim partner and boasted, “This is a great bar. For every two drinks you buy, the house gives you one. And the pinball machines in the back are free!”
“That’s not so great, “responded the friend. “There’s a bar across town That’ll match you drink for drink, and you can get laid in the back for free.”
“Where is this place?” the first guy exclaimed.
“Oh, I don’t know,” the dim fellow replied, “but my wife goes there all the time.”
