Cowboys favorite sex positions
Two cowboys are out on the range talking about their favorite sex positions:
One says, “I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best.”
“I don’t think I have ever heard of that one”, says the other cowboy, “what is it?”
“Well, it’s where you get your girlfriend down on all fours, and you mount her from behind, and you reach around and cup each one of her breasts in your hands, and then you whisper in her ear, “Boy, these feel just like your sister’s” and then you try to hold on for 8 seconds.”
Indian Hunters
Jack and Tom, are having a beer in a saloon when a cowboy walks in with an Indian’s head under his arm.
He hands it to the bartender, and the bartender hands him money.
The bartender turns to them and says, “I hate Indians. Last week they burnt my barn to the ground and killed my wife and three kids. Anybody brings me the head of an Indian, I’ll give them a thousand bucks.”
Jack and Tom guzzle their beers and leave to go hunt Indians.
After a while, they finally spot one. Jack throws a rock, it hits him on the head, the Indian falls off his horse, and rolls seventy feet down a ravine. The two cowboys make their way down the ravine and Tom pulls out his knife to claim their trophy.
Jack says, “Tom, take a look at this.”
Tom says, “Not now, I’m busy.”
Jack says, “I really think you should have a look.”
Tom says, “Asshole, can’t you see I’m busy? I’ve got a thousand dollars in my hand.”
Jack says, “Please, Tom, take a look.” Tom looks up at the top of the ravine, and there’s five thousand Indians standing there.
Tom says, “Fuck! We’re gonna be millionaires!”
