Blonde’s School Day
One day a blonde came home from school and came to her mother and said, “Hey, Mommy! Mommy! Today in school we learned to count. The other kids could only count to three but I can count to Ten….. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!”
The mother responds, “Very good honey.” The blonde asks, “Is that because I’m a blonde mommy?” And the mother responds, “Yes dear.”
Next day the blonde came home and went to her mother and said, “Today in school we learned our ABCs! The other kids could only get to D but I can get to K! …. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K!”
The mother says, “Very good honey.” The blonde then asked. “Is that because I’m a blonde, Mommy?” The mother responds, “Yes dear.”
The third day the blonde come home from school and said to her mother, “Mommy today in school we went swimming! But I was the only one who had breasts. Is that because I’m a blonde, Mommy?”
And the mother responds, “No Honey, it’s because you’re twenty five.”
Blonde in a swimming race
A blonde, brunette and a redhead had a breaststroke swimming race across the English Channel.
The brunette came in first, the redhead came in second and the blonde never finished.
When the blonde got in the lifeboat she said,
”I don’t want to be a tattletale or anything, but the other two used their arms.”
New Mercedes
Oscar drove his brand new Mercedes to his favorite sporting goods store. He parked it outside and went in to do a little perusing with Jan, his regular sales woman.
Jan was a pretty blonde, and as Oscar walked into the store, she happily greeted him. But he requested to look around alone today before he needed her help. She obliged and let him do his thing.
Five minutes later, Jan came running up to him yelling, ‘Oscar! Oscar! I just saw someone driving off with your new Mercedes!’
‘Dear God! Did you try to stop him?’
‘No,’ she said, ‘I did better than that! I got the license plate number!’