Self confidence
One summer afternoon, Former President Bill Clinton and his wife Hillary were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. After a long road trip, they stopped at a service station to fill up their car with gas.
As it turns out, the owner of the gas station was Hillary’s old high school boyfrined. They exchanged hello’s and brief chit-chat before the former White House couple went on their way.
As they were making their way back home, Bill put his arm around Hillary and said, “Well, honey… if you had stayed with him, you would now be the wife of a service station owner.”
She smirked and replied, “No Bill, if I had stayed with him… he would have been the President of the United States!”
Funny news February 13 2009
News: Police arrest Mafia kingpin in Naples, Italy. Fark: He has long, blonde hair, wears dresses, and insists everyone call him “Kitty” Read more
Herd about the mom convicted of using a cattle prod to discipline her 15 yr-old daughter? It’s a moooving story Read more
Indiana police catch suspect through careful examination of a doughnut, entirely validating their years of practice Read more
Man shoots himself through the heart with nailgun to scare his fiancee, gives love a bad name Read more
The word ‘official’ was deliberately spelled ‘offcial.’ The intentional misspelling is supposed to make it easier to catch people who try to counterfeit. Anyway, that’s their story and they’re sticking to it Read more
Arkansas House passes bill that allows church goers to praise the Lord and pass the ammunition Read more
