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What was the centerpiece of the annual Anorexia and Bulimnia sufferers convention?

A cake jumping out of a girl.

 

A termite walks into a bar room and asks, “Is the bar tender here?”

 

Two peanuts were walking down a spooky road at night… One was assaulted.

 

“Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.”

“Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.”

 

What’s brown and sticky? A stick.

 

Why are proctologists so gloomy?

They always have the end in sight.

 

What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

Roamin’ Catholic.

 

What did the apple say to the orange?

Nothing stupid, apples don’t talk.

 

What do you do with a dog that has no legs?

Take him out for a drag.

 

Why can’t a chicken coop have more than 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan.

 

Famous last words of a mafia hitman: “Who put the violin in the violin case?”

 

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb?

 

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?

Robin, get in the car.

 

What’s brown and sounds like a bell? Dung.

 

What do you call a guy who never farts in public?

A private tutor.

 

What do you call spending the afternoon with a cranky rabbit?

A bad hare day.

 

Have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower?

That’s because he hides well.

 

Where do kings keep their armies?

In their sleevies.

 

Why don’t anteaters get sick?

Because they’re full of anty-bodies.

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