College female dormitory
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:
“The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students.
Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time.”
He continued, “Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $180. Are there any questions?”
At this point, a male student in the crowd inquired: “How much for a season pass?”
Whats In The Name
Bernie was invited to his ageing friend’s home for dinner.
Morris, the host, preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her ‘Honey’, ‘My Love’, ‘Darling’, ‘Sweetheart’, etc.
Bernie looked at Morris and remarked, ‘That is really nice, that after all these years that you have been married, you keep calling your wife those pet names.’
Morris hung his head and whispered, ‘To tell the truth, I forgot her name a few years ago.’
Princess Diana alive?
