A Texan on holiday
A Texas farmer went to Australia on vacation.
There he met an Aussie farmer who took him on a tour of his farm.
The Aussie showed of his big wheat field and the Texan said, ‘We have wheat fields twice the size of this.’
They walked around the farm a little and the Aussie showed off his herd of cattle and the Texan said, ‘We have longhorns at least twice as big as your cows.’
All of a sudden the Texan saw a huge herd of kangaroos hopping through the field. ‘And what are those?’, he asked.
The Aussie replied, ‘Dont you have grasshoppers in Texas?’
February 19, 2010 · Filed Under Funny Jokes, Funny Pictures
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