Kiss without touching lips
John said to Mary, “I’ll bet you ten cents I can kiss you on the lips without touching them.”
“You’re crazy,” said Mary. “That’s impossible. Here’s a dime that says you can’t.”
The two dimes were placed on the mantelpiece and John then enfolded Mary and for ten minutes kissed her passionately, intimately, and moistly.
She broke away at last, panting and disheveled, and said, “You did nothing BUT touch my lips.”
John pushed the dimes toward her and said, “So I lose.”
Blonde in a swimming race
A blonde, brunette and a redhead had a breaststroke swimming race across the English Channel.
The brunette came in first, the redhead came in second and the blonde never finished.
When the blonde got in the lifeboat she said,
”I don’t want to be a tattletale or anything, but the other two used their arms.”
I almost got caught yesterday
Three sardar Santa, Banta & Ghanta worked in the same office under the same boss.
Each day, the boss left work early.
One day, they all decided that when the boss left they would leave too.
After all, he never called or came back to work, so how would he know they went home early? The Bunta Singh was thrilled to be home early.
He did a little gardening, had some playtime with his son, and went to bed early.
The Ghanta Singh was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at the spa before meeting a dinner date.
The Santa Singh was happy to get home early and surprise her wife. But when he got home, he heard a muffled noise coming from inside his bedroom.
Slowly and quietly, he cracked open the door and was mortified to see his wife in bed with his boss! Gently, he closed the door and crept out of his house.
The next day, at their coffee break, the Banta and Ghanta said they planned to leave early again, and they asked the Santa if he was going to go with them.
“No way,” he said. “I almost got caught yesterday!”
