Short Blonde Jokes Collection VI
Q .. Why do blondes hate M&Ms?
A .. They’re too hard to peel.
Q .. How do you drive a blonde crazy?
A .. Give her a bag of M&Ms and tell her to alphabetize them.
Q .. Why does it work?
A .. “Does 3 come before E, between M and W, or at the end?”
Q .. How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?
A .. You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.
Q .. What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?
A .. Proofreading.
Q .. Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
A .. For throwing out the W’s.
Q .. Why don’t blondes like making KOOL-AID?
A .. Because they can’t fit 8 cups of water in the little packet.
Q .. Why do blondes wear shoulder pads?
A .. To keep from bruising their ears.
Q .. Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer?
A .. So she could keep the refrigerator cold.
The Black Sheep
A professor is sent to darkest Africa to live with a primitive tribe. He spends years with them, teaching them reading, writing, math and science.
One day the wife of the tribe’s chief gives birth to a white child. The tribe is shocked, and the chief pulls the professor aside and says, “Look here! You’re the only white man we’ve ever seen and this woman gives birth to a white child. It doesn’t take a genius to figure out what happened!”
The professor replied, “No, Chief. You’re mistaken. What you have here is a natural occurrence, what we in the civilized world call an albino! Look at that field over there. All of the sheep are white except for one black one. Nature does this on occasion.”
The chief was silent for a moment, then said, “Tell you what. You don’t say anything more about that sheep and I won’t say anything more about that white child.”
Short Blonde Jokes Collection V
Q .. How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A .. The cow fell on her.
Q .. How did the blonde burn her nose?
A .. Bobbing for french fries.
Q .. Why did it take the blonde seven days to drive from St. Louis to Chicago?
A .. She kept seeing signs that read “stop clean bathroom”.
Q .. What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?
A .. Frosted Flakes.
Q .. How can you tell if a blonde’s been using the computer?
A .. There’s white-out on the screen.
Q .. How can you tell if another blonde’s been using the computer?
A .. There’s writing on the white-out.
Q .. How can you tell when a fax had been sent from a blonde?
A .. There is a stamp on it.
Q .. How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?
A .. She gets the pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece.
Q .. Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A .. You can park in the handicap zone.
Q .. Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?
A .. It takes too long to retrain them.
